According to this article, and the claims of some people on Twitter (I take everything on Twitter as the God's truth), Pepsi just spend like half a billion dollars to have a new logo developed. The new logo basically loo ...... More »
Movie Review: Narnia 2 – Return to Assland
May 30th, 2008
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I have been in a work-release program for reasons I will leave for another time, and rather than spending my sick day hiding from work and drinking Jack Daniels like usual, I was forced to take orphans to the theater. Af ...... More »
Movie Review: Transformers
July 8th, 2007
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A Review of the movie "Transformers" on 7/7/7, by Dr. Grouchy, Ph.D. When I was a boy, I didn't play with dolls. They didn't even have robots that turned into cars or boomboxes. Hell, we had transistor radios and G.I. ...... More »
Proof That God Masturbates
June 11th, 2007
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Wow! I am blown away. It appears that there have been some pretty convincing evidence that GOD EXISTS! Not only has GOD "created Man", but he added creature comforts that you wouldn't find in some Korean knock-off, or ba ...... More »
You’re all a bunch of lazy bastards!
April 21st, 2007
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What a bunch of lazy bastards you all are. You barely work 50-60 hours a week, while Dr. Grouchy is busy with four or five jobs, like he's some kind of Jamaican. I try to inspire the next generation of college studen ...... More »
That’s Gay!
April 11th, 2007
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What is it with the over-sensitive crowd these days? Back when I was a boy, in the olden days, we used a lot of words that we are "forbidden" to use today. Soda jerk, flaccid and flapper come to mind. For example, I a ...... More »
Diets Give You A Fat Ass!
April 10th, 2007
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Scientists have proven beyond all doubt that God is dead, homeopathic medicine is a hoax, prayer doesn't work and women who refuse to have gratuitous sex with Dr. Grouchy are lesbians... What next? Well, the largest stud ...... More »
Hippity… Hoppity… Bang! Bang!
April 10th, 2007
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This came out a year ago, following the infamous hunting trip where The Dick gave his friend a face full of buckshot. The video is staged (no real children were hurt during the filming) and does not include the real ...... More »
Politically Incorrect
April 10th, 2007
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So, I was reading a recent column from my favorite, hot conservative maven, Ann Coulter (link), and it occurred to me how gol-darn politically incorrect the Grouch-meister really is. I'm surprised I can go out in public, ...... More »
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