<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Dr. Grouchy dot com</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.drgrouchy.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com</link>
	<description>Reviews &#38; Commentary by Dr. Grouchy, Ph.D.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 05:39:37 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en-US</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>You are Compelled to Facebook™ Me!</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2009/you-are-compelled-to-facebook%e2%84%a2-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2009/you-are-compelled-to-facebook%e2%84%a2-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Grouchy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dr. Grouchy Know-It-All]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grouchy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[group]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[self-absorbed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vanity]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.drgrouchy.com/?p=93</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone very close to me started up a Dr. Grouchy fan page on Facebook. Why haven&#8217;t you joined? I am hurt. The nicest thing a friend (with benefits) can do for another, without kneeling or undressing, is to Facebook them. I&#8217;ll expect your prompt reply. This really isn&#8217;t an option. Join: Dr. Grouchy Knows It [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2009/you-are-compelled-to-facebook%e2%84%a2-me/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Talk Like A Pirate Day &#8211; This Saturday! Argh!</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2009/talk-like-a-pirate-day-this-saturday-argh/</link>
		<comments>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2009/talk-like-a-pirate-day-this-saturday-argh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Grouchy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wacky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poop-deck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seamen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Talk Like A Pirate Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TLAPD]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.drgrouchy.com/?p=89</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, swab my poop-deck, tie me to the mainmast and lash me wit&#8217; a cat o&#8217; nine tails! If it ain&#8217;t the annual &#8220;Talk Like A Pirate Day&#8221; on Saturday the 19th. I am usually hung-over, drunk and totally forget. But, not this year, matey! I think I&#8217;ll head down to the river, in my [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2009/talk-like-a-pirate-day-this-saturday-argh/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Fancy New Pepsi Logo</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2009/fancy-new-pepsi-logo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2009/fancy-new-pepsi-logo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 06:28:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Grouchy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants & Commentary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[logo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pepsi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[waste]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.drgrouchy.com/?p=58</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to this article, and the claims of some people on Twitter (I take everything on Twitter as the God&#8217;s truth), Pepsi just spend like half a billion dollars to have a new logo developed. The new logo basically looks exactly like the old one, if the old one was drunk and pregnant. I suppose [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2009/fancy-new-pepsi-logo/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Movie Review: Narnia 2 &#8211; Return to Assland</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2008/movie-review-narnia-2-return-to-assland/</link>
		<comments>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2008/movie-review-narnia-2-return-to-assland/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 03:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Grouchy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movie Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Circus Freaks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Narnia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pirates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prince Caspian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.drgrouchy.com/?p=57</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been in a work-release program for reasons I will leave for another time, and rather than spending my sick day hiding from work and drinking Jack Daniels like usual, I was forced to take orphans to the theater. After the last time, I was forbidden to take minors to the &#8220;Performing Arts&#8221; theater [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2008/movie-review-narnia-2-return-to-assland/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Movie Review: Transformers</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/movie-review-transformers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/movie-review-transformers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Grouchy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movie Reviews]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.drgrouchy.com/archives/55</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Review of the movie &#8220;Transformers&#8221; on 7/7/7, by Dr. Grouchy, Ph.D. When I was a boy, I didn&#8217;t play with dolls. They didn&#8217;t even have robots that turned into cars or boomboxes. Hell, we had transistor radios and G.I. Joe&#8217;s and we killed ants with magnifying glasses. Most of my toys were made of [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/movie-review-transformers/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Proof That God Masturbates</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/proof-that-god-masturbates/</link>
		<comments>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/proof-that-god-masturbates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 14:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Grouchy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants & Commentary]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.drgrouchy.com/archives/54</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow! I am blown away. It appears that there have been some pretty convincing evidence that GOD EXISTS! Not only has GOD &#8220;created Man&#8221;, but he added creature comforts that you wouldn&#8217;t find in some Korean knock-off, or base model being. In this clip, Kirk Cameron (that cute, stupid kid from &#8220;Growing Pains&#8221; in the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/proof-that-god-masturbates/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Grouch-o-Meter</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/grouch-o-meter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/grouch-o-meter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Grouchy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wacky]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.drgrouchy.com/archives/53</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here is no comments yet by the time your rss reader get this, Do you want to be the first commentor? Hurry up]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/grouch-o-meter/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>You&#8217;re all a bunch of lazy bastards!</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/youre-all-a-bunch-of-lazy-bastards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/youre-all-a-bunch-of-lazy-bastards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Grouchy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants & Commentary]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.drgrouchy.com/archives/50</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What a bunch of lazy bastards you all are. You barely work 50-60 hours a week, while Dr. Grouchy is busy with four or five jobs, like he&#8217;s some kind of Jamaican. I try to inspire the next generation of college students to work hard and become rocket scientists and engineers and dairy maids, but [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/youre-all-a-bunch-of-lazy-bastards/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>That&#8217;s Gay!</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/thats-gay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/thats-gay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Grouchy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants & Commentary]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.drgrouchy.com/archives/49</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What is it with the over-sensitive crowd these days? Back when I was a boy, in the olden days, we used a lot of words that we are "forbidden" to use today. Soda jerk, flaccid and flapper come to mind.

For example, I am not supposed to use the N-word. Well, even old Dr. Grouchy understands that. That word never meant nothin' good anyway. Words that are used only in a negative way shouldn't be part of our language. It's not right for anyone to use them, even if they are a part of the minority, because it legitimizes a term that shouldn't be alright in any condition.

Now, "fuck" - there's a good word. I find that word useful everyday. I don't use it around little kids, just my college students who are always saying, "Fuckity fuck this," and "Fuckity fuck that." So, I figure that don't matter much nohow.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/thats-gay/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Diets Give You A Fat Ass!</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/diets-give-you-a-fat-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/diets-give-you-a-fat-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Grouchy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dr. Grouchy Know-It-All]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.drgrouchy.com/archives/48</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scientists have proven beyond all doubt that God is dead, homeopathic medicine is a hoax, prayer doesn&#8217;t work and women who refuse to have gratuitous sex with Dr. Grouchy are lesbians&#8230; What next? Well, the largest study of weight loss has shown DIETS DON&#8217;T WORK! Big fucking surprise, folks! I TOLD YOU SO!! I TOLD [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.drgrouchy.com/2007/diets-give-you-a-fat-ass/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
