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Category: Wacky

  • Talk Like A Pirate Day – This Saturday! Argh!

    Well, swab my poop-deck, tie me to the mainmast and lash me wit’ a cat o’ nine tails! If it ain’t the annual “Talk Like A Pirate Day” on Saturday the 19th. I am usually hung-over, drunk and totally forget. But, not this year, matey! I think I’ll head down to the river, in my…

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  • Hippity… Hoppity… Bang! Bang!

    This came out a year ago, following the infamous hunting trip where The Dick gave his friend a face full of buckshot. The video is staged (no real children were hurt during the filming) and does not include the real VP. The White House wasn’t involved. I’m not defending the VP, he was still a…

  • Sport Is Gay

    It is basketball season, and everyone is talking about sports again instead of doing work. What’s up with guys and sports? I like a good match-up here and there, but I am not obsessed with it. I do not memorize statistics about sweaty strangers who like to pass balls up and down the court. I…

  • iBoombox

    Steve Jobs announced two new Apple products, from a pod-shaped cocoon floating in the East Indian Ocean this week. The iShoe The iBoombox This gentleman seems to be almost as much of an audiophile as Mr. Jobs. Isn’t it silly that people would get so worked up over a fake picture of a new iPod?…

  • Proof Positive

    Of course, we all realize that most everything requires time and money these days. Girls, especially so. (Thus spake the good Doctor)

  • NASA: The Next Generation

    Dr. Grouchy’s sources have uncovered that NASA is working on mating a Boeing 747 with a Space Shuttle, in hopes of breeding the next generation “Space Plane.”

  • God Denies Ties To Robertson

    God not only denies any affiliation with Pat Robertson, he might just need to come down from that cave he hides in and kick some televangelist hiney! http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/11/god_denies_link.html

  • I’m Saddam Hussein, Give Me Some Candy!

    This Halloween, Mel Gibson has decided to dress as Saddam Hussein, against the warnings of his agent. Mr. Gibson will be taking his twelve children from house-to-house, on Monday night. While Halloween is not celebrated as widely in Australia, Gibson’s native land across the sea, most Australians dress up throughout the year as cowboys and…

  • Farmer’s Daughter

    I have a friend who works for a tractor company. Whatever they grow on that farm, I want me some!