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  • Proof That God Masturbates

    Wow! I am blown away. It appears that there have been some pretty convincing evidence that GOD EXISTS! Not only has GOD “created Man”, but he added creature comforts that you wouldn’t find in some Korean knock-off, or base model being. In this clip, Kirk Cameron (that cute, stupid kid from “Growing Pains” in the…

  • You’re all a bunch of lazy bastards!

    What a bunch of lazy bastards you all are. You barely work 50-60 hours a week, while Dr. Grouchy is busy with four or five jobs, like he’s some kind of Jamaican. I try to inspire the next generation of college students to work hard and become rocket scientists and engineers and dairy maids, but…

  • That’s Gay!

    What is it with the over-sensitive crowd these days? Back when I was a boy, in the olden days, we used a lot of words that we are “forbidden” to use today. Soda jerk, flaccid and flapper come to mind. For example, I am not supposed to use the N-word. Well, even old Dr. Grouchy…

  • Politically Incorrect

    So, I was reading a recent column from my favorite, hot conservative maven, Ann Coulter (link), and it occurred to me how gol-darn politically incorrect the Grouch-meister really is. I’m surprised I can go out in public, let alone have a bomb blog. We live in a world where people think they can have their…

  • The World Through Rosie-Colored Glasses

    I work for a living. I’m not some rich chicken rancher, or housewife just sitting around all day painting my toenails. I don’t have the luxury of sitting on the couch at 9:00 in the morning, eating bon bons and watching “The View”. My sources tell me that the host of the show is no…

  • I Hate Mondays

    So, have I mentioned I hate Mondays? In general, the Monday after they force us to switch to Daylight Savings Time is the worst day of the year. This is doubly so, since I am hung over most mornings and it feels okay to drink an hour more, but I still have to get to…

  • Sport Is Gay

    It is basketball season, and everyone is talking about sports again instead of doing work. What’s up with guys and sports? I like a good match-up here and there, but I am not obsessed with it. I do not memorize statistics about sweaty strangers who like to pass balls up and down the court. I…

  • Alternate Theisms

    I have, of recent times, found myself to be questioning the origins of life, as well as the cosmic origins of the universe and pretty much everything. Thus, I sit cross-legged and ensconced in a shirt with the number “42” on the front before my Internet throne and wiki on a wet and gray Sunday…

  • Shoot the Governor

    Yes, you heard me. I want to shoot the Governor. That doesn’t mean I’ll do it, just something I’ve been ruminating on since I was forced to go through the third degree when I went to buy some Sudafed at the grocery store. The new LAW requires that I provide my license and buy this…