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The Dr. Grouchy Workout
Dr. Grouchy has been working on a new aerobics video. FEEL FAT?? WIMPY? TIRED? Of course you are, you FAT BASTARD! Get off yer ASS and sweat with the good doctor! Watch that fat drip off, like so many jars of caught bacon grease! ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GUARANTEE!!Or, your money back… We have…
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Cover-ups and Conspiricies
Well, I see that someone finally compiled all the cover-ups and conspiricies in a book titled, 50 Things You’re Not Supposed to Know. (I think Hitler’s great-nephew lives next door to me!) Well, the holiday is over… and what a vacation it was! It was a nice little hiatus of drinking and debauchery in the…
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Holiday Previews: Christmas 2003
Well, Boys and Girls… For those of you who aren’t planning sleepovers at the Neverland Ranch this season, you may want to hit the movie theaters, which promise to be packed tighter than that lady’s spandex pants that I was forced to stare at in line at Wal-Mart yesterday. Let’s look at a quick couple…
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Review: Return of the King (LOTR)
Review of Lord of the Rings: Return of the KingBy Dr. Grouchy [Disclaimer: Dr. Grouchy’s opinions are his own and not supported by or endorsed by any official body, including the National Football League or the International Olympic Committee. In fact, no grown man or woman, or ape that knows sign language would agree with…