Meet Mr. Stabby

March 1st, 2004 No comments

I've been busy. So sue me! This came from http://www.rathergood.com/. ...... More »

No Love For The Grouchy

February 14th, 2004 No comments

Most of what I do seems to amount to ranting and raving. Well, let me start off this week with an apology to the Brucia family in Florida. When I wrote about the Mormon who abducted the 11-year old girl, I did not yet kn ...... More »

I Served With George Bush

February 11th, 2004 No comments

I am flabbergasted that an ex-antiestablishmentarianist like John Kerry would call into question President Bush's military record. What are these campaigns coming to? Must the mud slinging begin so far from the true elec ...... More »

The Real News Sucks

February 5th, 2004 No comments

Well, I decided to give "real news" a try and listen folks, it sucks! It is all too depressing. Floods are due out East. People are dying in Iraq. All is not the Peace and Prosperity that the Super Bowl Half-time commerc ...... More »

FCC Receives Tip on NippleGate Scandal

February 5th, 2004 No comments

The good doctor has been spending all his time scouring the Internet for News. He's found lots of junks about "Martian Brain Surgery" and "The War on Terrorism" and "Those Wacky Democrats", and, of course, kidnappings, n ...... More »

Go On Miss Janet

February 3rd, 2004 No comments

[If all you're looking for is nudity... Shame on you! Click here. And Here. And Here.] Well, Excuse ME! I thought that football tournaments were supposed to focus on the majesty of the "game". Two teams of titans pitt ...... More »

Grouchy At The Movies

February 1st, 2004 No comments

Boy, that Ashley Judd is hot. I wish she had been in one of these movies. It might have made them worth sitting through after all. Well, Dr. Grouchy spent some time laid up with a pulled groin this past month, so he watc ...... More »

Life on Mars?

January 19th, 2004 2 comments

Well, it all makes sense now. I wondered why our leaders were so quick to propose sending men to Mars. Now I have hard evidence. Forget the "face on Mars" crap. And, despite the realism, Governor Schwarzenegger never act ...... More »

Smokers, Democrats and The Cowboys… Oh, My!

January 18th, 2004 No comments

Well, I have three things to complain about. The Democrats, The Cowboys and weak-willed-weenies. (Yes, I've knocked a few back today, watching sports with the boys, like a real man.) First off, this Howie Dean fellow is ...... More »

Review: Tomb Raider 2: The Cradle of Life

January 12th, 2004 No comments

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider The Cradle of Life [on DVD] Review by Dr. Grouchy, Ph.D. So, I have to start off by saying I didn't rent this myself. I found it in the parking lot while I was heaving up my dinner last night, ...... More »