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I Served With George Bush
I am flabbergasted that an ex-antiestablishmentarianist like John Kerry would call into question President Bush’s military record. What are these campaigns coming to? Must the mud slinging begin so far from the true election? Have we already finished with all the mud slinging amongst the Democrats themselves and now have to turn to lambaste our…
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FCC Receives Tip on NippleGate Scandal
The good doctor has been spending all his time scouring the Internet for News. He’s found lots of junks about “Martian Brain Surgery” and “The War on Terrorism” and “Those Wacky Democrats”, and, of course, kidnappings, natural disasters and “The Oscars”… But, the only important news story in America is: The Super Bowl Half-Time Show.…
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Go On Miss Janet
[If all you’re looking for is nudity… Shame on you! Click here. And Here. And Here.] Well, Excuse ME! I thought that football tournaments were supposed to focus on the majesty of the “game”. Two teams of titans pitted against one another, as gladiators locked in a mortal battle. The slap of pigskin, the thunder…
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Life on Mars?
Well, it all makes sense now. I wondered why our leaders were so quick to propose sending men to Mars. Now I have hard evidence. Forget the “face on Mars” crap. And, despite the realism, Governor Schwarzenegger never actually landed on Mars. It turns out that was just a fabrication by Hollywood. For shame! Why…