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Does Enterprise Have SciFi’s Gayest Theme Song?
OK. It’s Sunday morning, and I just finished preaching for quarters down by the riverboat casino. My sermon today covered some of my favorite topics: “Fear The Wrath of God, Or He’ll Smite Thee,” “Building The Case for More Torture,” “Americans are Too Mushy, Stiffen That Upper Lip” and “Gays Should Just Go Back In…
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I’m Saddam Hussein, Give Me Some Candy!
This Halloween, Mel Gibson has decided to dress as Saddam Hussein, against the warnings of his agent. Mr. Gibson will be taking his twelve children from house-to-house, on Monday night. While Halloween is not celebrated as widely in Australia, Gibson’s native land across the sea, most Australians dress up throughout the year as cowboys and…
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Criminally Dumb
It appears that Mr. William Bennett, former Secretary of Education and currently a syndicated talk show host, has offended many people by commenting that crime would drop if we aborted black babies. I don’t exactly know who he was including in “we” but that really doesn’t matter. I suspect that he was not formulating an…
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WWFSMD?
I have to say, I am amazed that the Creationists are getting all the press with their promotion to force schools into teaching “Intelligent Design” in the classroom. There are many other “belief-based” theories, which equally well cook up complicated reasons for why some big Santa Claus type god has felt the need to fool…