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This came out a year ago, following the infamous hunting trip where The Dick gave his friend a face full of buckshot. The video is staged (no real children were hurt during the filming) and does not include the real ...... More »

So, I was reading a recent column from my favorite, hot conservative maven, Ann Coulter (link), and it occurred to me how gol-darn politically incorrect the Grouch-meister really is. I'm surprised I can go out in public, ...... More »

I work for a living. I'm not some rich chicken rancher, or housewife just sitting around all day painting my toenails. I don't have the luxury of sitting on the couch at 9:00 in the morning, eating bon bons and watching ...... More »

So, have I mentioned I hate Mondays? In general, the Monday after they force us to switch to Daylight Savings Time is the worst day of the year. This is doubly so, since I am hung over most mornings and it feels okay to ...... More »

It is basketball season, and everyone is talking about sports again instead of doing work. What's up with guys and sports? I like a good match-up here and there, but I am not obsessed with it. I do not memorize statistic ...... More »

Steve Jobs announced two new Apple products, from a pod-shaped cocoon floating in the East Indian Ocean this week. The iShoe The iBoombox This gentleman seems to be almost as much of an audiophile as Mr. ...... More »

I have, of recent times, found myself to be questioning the origins of life, as well as the cosmic origins of the universe and pretty much everything. Thus, I sit cross-legged and ensconced in a shirt with the number "42 ...... More »

Yes, you heard me. I want to shoot the Governor. That doesn't mean I'll do it, just something I've been ruminating on since I was forced to go through the third degree when I went to buy some Sudafed at the grocery s ...... More »

Of course, we all realize that most everything requires time and money these days. Girls, especially so. (Thus spake the good Doctor) ...... More »

Dr. Grouchy's sources have uncovered that NASA is working on mating a Boeing 747 with a Space Shuttle, in hopes of breeding the next generation "Space Plane." ...... More »