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Does Enterprise Have SciFi’s Gayest Theme Song?
OK. It’s Sunday morning, and I just finished preaching for quarters down by the riverboat casino. My sermon today covered some of my favorite topics: “Fear The Wrath of God, Or He’ll Smite Thee,” “Building The Case for More Torture,” “Americans are Too Mushy, Stiffen That Upper Lip” and “Gays Should Just Go Back In…
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God Denies Ties To Robertson
God not only denies any affiliation with Pat Robertson, he might just need to come down from that cave he hides in and kick some televangelist hiney! http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/11/god_denies_link.html
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I’m Saddam Hussein, Give Me Some Candy!
This Halloween, Mel Gibson has decided to dress as Saddam Hussein, against the warnings of his agent. Mr. Gibson will be taking his twelve children from house-to-house, on Monday night. While Halloween is not celebrated as widely in Australia, Gibson’s native land across the sea, most Australians dress up throughout the year as cowboys and…
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Happy Birthday, Dirtball!
Hey, man, happy b-day! What? You’re only 6009 years young? Good for you. Just a suggestion, and I only say this as a friend, but you might want to cut back on the drinking and partying. You’re looking a lot older that it says on your driver’s license. You’ve got that male pattern balding going…
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Farmer’s Daughter
I have a friend who works for a tractor company. Whatever they grow on that farm, I want me some!
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Criminally Dumb
It appears that Mr. William Bennett, former Secretary of Education and currently a syndicated talk show host, has offended many people by commenting that crime would drop if we aborted black babies. I don’t exactly know who he was including in “we” but that really doesn’t matter. I suspect that he was not formulating an…
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Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Arrrrrrrrrrgh! Monday is “[fark]Talk Like A Pirate Day“, matey! Secure your aft portholes, and raise the Jolly Roger!
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Dumblebum!
So, I understand that Dumbledore dies on page 596 in the latest Harry Potter tome. It’s about time they admitted this fact. I watched the first movie (through someone’s dining room window, since I live in a VAN and didn’t have cable that year), and the actor was this one guy, and then I watched…
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WWFSMD?
I have to say, I am amazed that the Creationists are getting all the press with their promotion to force schools into teaching “Intelligent Design” in the classroom. There are many other “belief-based” theories, which equally well cook up complicated reasons for why some big Santa Claus type god has felt the need to fool…
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Look For The Union Label
I was reading the esteemed opinions of those interviewed by The Onion, regarding the split of the Teamsters and the SEIU from the AFL-CIO, and it seems to me about time to get rid of unions, period. We either have good laws and fair labor practices in the good ol’ US of A, or we…