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Meet Mr. Stabby
I’ve been busy. So sue me! This came from http://www.rathergood.com/.
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No Love For The Grouchy
Most of what I do seems to amount to ranting and raving. Well, let me start off this week with an apology to the Brucia family in Florida. When I wrote about the Mormon who abducted the 11-year old girl, I did not yet know of her fate. Police have since captured the suspect, no…
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I Served With George Bush
I am flabbergasted that an ex-antiestablishmentarianist like John Kerry would call into question President Bush’s military record. What are these campaigns coming to? Must the mud slinging begin so far from the true election? Have we already finished with all the mud slinging amongst the Democrats themselves and now have to turn to lambaste our…
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The Real News Sucks
Well, I decided to give “real news” a try and listen folks, it sucks! It is all too depressing. Floods are due out East. People are dying in Iraq. All is not the Peace and Prosperity that the Super Bowl Half-time commercials may have lead you to believe! There was an 11-year old girl abducted…
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FCC Receives Tip on NippleGate Scandal
The good doctor has been spending all his time scouring the Internet for News. He’s found lots of junks about “Martian Brain Surgery” and “The War on Terrorism” and “Those Wacky Democrats”, and, of course, kidnappings, natural disasters and “The Oscars”… But, the only important news story in America is: The Super Bowl Half-Time Show.…
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Go On Miss Janet
[If all you’re looking for is nudity… Shame on you! Click here. And Here. And Here.] Well, Excuse ME! I thought that football tournaments were supposed to focus on the majesty of the “game”. Two teams of titans pitted against one another, as gladiators locked in a mortal battle. The slap of pigskin, the thunder…
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Grouchy At The Movies
Boy, that Ashley Judd is hot. I wish she had been in one of these movies. It might have made them worth sitting through after all. Well, Dr. Grouchy spent some time laid up with a pulled groin this past month, so he watched a bunch of DVD rentals. Back before my travels in the…
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Life on Mars?
Well, it all makes sense now. I wondered why our leaders were so quick to propose sending men to Mars. Now I have hard evidence. Forget the “face on Mars” crap. And, despite the realism, Governor Schwarzenegger never actually landed on Mars. It turns out that was just a fabrication by Hollywood. For shame! Why…
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Smokers, Democrats and The Cowboys… Oh, My!
Well, I have three things to complain about. The Democrats, The Cowboys and weak-willed-weenies. (Yes, I’ve knocked a few back today, watching sports with the boys, like a real man.)
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Review: Tomb Raider 2: The Cradle of Life
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider The Cradle of Life [on DVD] Review by Dr. Grouchy, Ph.D. So, I have to start off by saying I didn’t rent this myself. I found it in the parking lot while I was heaving up my dinner last night, after a round of heavy drinking with some Russians I met…