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Hippity… Hoppity… Bang! Bang!
This came out a year ago, following the infamous hunting trip where The Dick gave his friend a face full of buckshot. The video is staged (no real children were hurt during the filming) and does not include the real VP. The White House wasn’t involved. I’m not defending the VP, he was still a…
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Politically Incorrect
So, I was reading a recent column from my favorite, hot conservative maven, Ann Coulter (link), and it occurred to me how gol-darn politically incorrect the Grouch-meister really is. I’m surprised I can go out in public, let alone have a bomb blog. We live in a world where people think they can have their…
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The World Through Rosie-Colored Glasses
I work for a living. I’m not some rich chicken rancher, or housewife just sitting around all day painting my toenails. I don’t have the luxury of sitting on the couch at 9:00 in the morning, eating bon bons and watching “The View”. My sources tell me that the host of the show is no…
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I Hate Mondays
So, have I mentioned I hate Mondays? In general, the Monday after they force us to switch to Daylight Savings Time is the worst day of the year. This is doubly so, since I am hung over most mornings and it feels okay to drink an hour more, but I still have to get to…
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Sport Is Gay
It is basketball season, and everyone is talking about sports again instead of doing work. What’s up with guys and sports? I like a good match-up here and there, but I am not obsessed with it. I do not memorize statistics about sweaty strangers who like to pass balls up and down the court. I…
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iBoombox
Steve Jobs announced two new Apple products, from a pod-shaped cocoon floating in the East Indian Ocean this week. The iShoe The iBoombox This gentleman seems to be almost as much of an audiophile as Mr. Jobs. Isn’t it silly that people would get so worked up over a fake picture of a new iPod?…
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Alternate Theisms
I have, of recent times, found myself to be questioning the origins of life, as well as the cosmic origins of the universe and pretty much everything. Thus, I sit cross-legged and ensconced in a shirt with the number “42” on the front before my Internet throne and wiki on a wet and gray Sunday…
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Shoot the Governor
Yes, you heard me. I want to shoot the Governor. That doesn’t mean I’ll do it, just something I’ve been ruminating on since I was forced to go through the third degree when I went to buy some Sudafed at the grocery store. The new LAW requires that I provide my license and buy this…
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Proof Positive
Of course, we all realize that most everything requires time and money these days. Girls, especially so. (Thus spake the good Doctor)
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NASA: The Next Generation
Dr. Grouchy’s sources have uncovered that NASA is working on mating a Boeing 747 with a Space Shuttle, in hopes of breeding the next generation “Space Plane.”