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Criminally Dumb
It appears that Mr. William Bennett, former Secretary of Education and currently a syndicated talk show host, has offended many people by commenting that crime would drop if we aborted black babies. I don’t exactly know who he was including in “we” but that really doesn’t matter. I suspect that he was not formulating an…
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Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Arrrrrrrrrrgh! Monday is “[fark]Talk Like A Pirate Day“, matey! Secure your aft portholes, and raise the Jolly Roger!
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Dumblebum!
So, I understand that Dumbledore dies on page 596 in the latest Harry Potter tome. It’s about time they admitted this fact. I watched the first movie (through someone’s dining room window, since I live in a VAN and didn’t have cable that year), and the actor was this one guy, and then I watched…
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WWFSMD?
I have to say, I am amazed that the Creationists are getting all the press with their promotion to force schools into teaching “Intelligent Design” in the classroom. There are many other “belief-based” theories, which equally well cook up complicated reasons for why some big Santa Claus type god has felt the need to fool…
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Shuttle SNAFU
On Tuesday, during the space shuttle launch, NASA released footage showing a piece of foam hitting the shuttle. Upon closer inspection, it was discovered to be a giant Taco Bell foam finger.
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An Evil Spectre?
I was driving my van to work this morning, and ended up sitting in traffic behind a Grand Prix with a cross-eyed fish on the bumper. I was trying to figure out if that was some kind of evil voodo symbol. Then, once I get to McDonald’s, I notice this picture of Senator Arlen Specter…
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WWBD?
Another sticker for my van. Who do you think about when faced with a bid decision? I face big decisions all the time, like, “Should I get extra bacon with that?” Or, “Do you think she’s eighteen?” ~grouchy
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WWJD
A new bumper sticker I put on my van today…
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Evil Is Afoot!
Evil is afoot! Or, more accurately, an eye… Check out this image from the Hobbit Space Telescope. Dr. Grouchy feels that this is clear evidence that The Eye of Sauron is peering out of the abyss. Where are all the Hobbits now that we need them? Didn’t they all end up going to Japan at…
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Mini Jacko
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