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You are Compelled to Facebook Me!
Someone very close to me started up a Dr. Grouchy fan page on Facebook. Why haven’t you joined? I am hurt. The nicest thing a friend (with benefits) can do for another, without kneeling or undressing, is to Facebook them. I’ll expect your prompt reply. This really isn’t an option. Join: Dr. Grouchy Knows It…
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Diets Give You A Fat Ass!
Scientists have proven beyond all doubt that God is dead, homeopathic medicine is a hoax, prayer doesn’t work and women who refuse to have gratuitous sex with Dr. Grouchy are lesbians… What next? Well, the largest study of weight loss has shown DIETS DON’T WORK! Big fucking surprise, folks! I TOLD YOU SO!! I TOLD…
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Life on Mars?
Well, it all makes sense now. I wondered why our leaders were so quick to propose sending men to Mars. Now I have hard evidence. Forget the “face on Mars” crap. And, despite the realism, Governor Schwarzenegger never actually landed on Mars. It turns out that was just a fabrication by Hollywood. For shame! Why…
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The Dr. Grouchy Workout
Dr. Grouchy has been working on a new aerobics video. FEEL FAT?? WIMPY? TIRED? Of course you are, you FAT BASTARD! Get off yer ASS and sweat with the good doctor! Watch that fat drip off, like so many jars of caught bacon grease! ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GUARANTEE!!Or, your money back… We have…