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	<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Movie Review: Transformers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Review of the movie &#8220;Transformers&#8221; on 7/7/7, by Dr. Grouchy, Ph.D.
When I was a boy, I didn&#8217;t play with dolls. They didn&#8217;t even have robots that turned into cars or boomboxes. Hell, we had transistor radios and G.I. Joe&#8217;s and we killed ants with magnifying glasses. Most of my toys were made of wood, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proof That God Masturbates</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 14:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow! I am blown away. It appears that there have been some pretty convincing evidence that GOD EXISTS! Not only has GOD &#8220;created Man&#8221;, but he added creature comforts that you wouldn&#8217;t find in some Korean knock-off, or base model being.
In this clip, Kirk Cameron (that cute, stupid kid from &#8220;Growing Pains&#8221; in the 1980s) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grouch-o-Meter</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/blog/archives/53</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>You&#8217;re all a bunch of lazy bastards!</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/blog/archives/50</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a bunch of lazy bastards you all are. You barely work 50-60 hours a week, while Dr. Grouchy is busy with four or five jobs, like he&#8217;s some kind of Jamaican. 
I try to inspire the next generation of college students to work hard and become rocket scientists and engineers and dairy maids, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Gay!</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/blog/archives/49</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is it with the over-sensitive crowd these days? Back when I was a boy, in the olden days, we used a lot of words that we are "forbidden" to use today. Soda jerk, flaccid and flapper come to mind.

For example, I am not supposed to use the N-word. Well, even old Dr. Grouchy understands that. That word never meant nothin' good anyway. Words that are used only in a negative way shouldn't be part of our language. It's not right for anyone to use them, even if they are a part of the minority, because it legitimizes a term that shouldn't be alright in any condition.

Now, "fuck" - there's a good word. I find that word useful everyday. I don't use it around little kids, just my college students who are always saying, "Fuckity fuck this," and "Fuckity fuck that." So, I figure that don't matter much nohow.]]></description>
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		<title>Diets Give You A Fat Ass!</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/blog/archives/48</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scientists have proven beyond all doubt that God is dead, homeopathic medicine is a hoax, prayer doesn&#8217;t work and women who refuse to have gratuitous sex with Dr. Grouchy are lesbians&#8230; What next? Well, the largest study of weight loss has shown DIETS DON&#8217;T WORK! 
Big fucking surprise, folks!
I TOLD YOU SO!! I TOLD YOU [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hippity&#8230; Hoppity&#8230; Bang! Bang!</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/blog/archives/47</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
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This came out a year ago, following the infamous hunting trip where The Dick gave his friend a face full of buckshot. The video is staged (no real children were hurt during the filming) and does not include the real VP. The White House wasn&#8217;t involved. I&#8217;m not defending the VP, he was still a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politically Incorrect</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/blog/archives/46</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I was reading a recent column from my favorite, hot conservative maven, Ann Coulter (<a href="http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/article.cgi?article=177">link</a>), and it occurred to me how gol-darn politically incorrect the Grouch-meister really is. I'm surprised I can go out in public, let alone have a <strike>bomb</strike> blog.

We live in a world where people think they can have their <strike>yellow</strike> cake, and eat it too. People feel we can just give the world a hug and a Coke, and they'll all love us. War can be avoided by "understanding" the enemy. It isn't politically correct to suggest that the United States is trying to bring freedom to the people of Iraq. Liberals cry that Iraqis aren't accustomed to freedom, and don't desire it and we are forcing it on them. Talk about bigotry and racism; I guess Arabs don't deserve to live in freedom if it requires effort. Liberals proudly display bumper stickers suggesting we invade China to liberate Tibet, but have no problem ignoring the suffering of Iraqis. 

Lib-Lez talk-show host, Rosie O'Donnell seems to wrap herself pretty tightly in the flag claiming freedom of speech, when she accuses the administration of war crimes, but then lights the flag on fire without any appreciation for how many people died so she would have the "freedom" to claim innocent <strike>suicide bombers</strike> people are being murdered by the personal minions of G.W. Bush.]]></description>
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		<title>The World Through Rosie-Colored Glasses</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/blog/archives/45</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I work for a living. I'm not some rich chicken rancher, or housewife just sitting around all day painting my toenails. I don't have the luxury of sitting on the couch at 9:00 in the morning, eating bon bons and watching "The View". My sources tell me that the host of the show is no longer Star Jones, which is too bad, since I once dated Star Jones when she looked good. (Although the good doctor may come across like a fat, old wino, he swims across the Mississippi twice each morning before a breakfast of catfish and eggs - which is why he still maintains his James Bond physique.) Well, I'd never date Rosie. She wouldn't have much use for a heterosexual stud like myself... and I don't intentionally date chicks with their huevos on the outside, if you know what I mean.

So, this Rosie O'Donnell used to be a professional softball player, until she started hitting the twinkies too hard. (I managed to say rosie, ball and hard in a single sentence!) I think she and Madonna were playing on the same team for a while, until Madonna underwent surgery to become Jewish. Rosie used to have her own TV show, with her own special audience. After that ended, she was depressed and you know how women are when they get depressed... I heard she ran a Schwan's truck off the road for a case of Rocky Road ice cream.]]></description>
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		<title>I Hate Mondays</title>
		<link>http://www.drgrouchy.com/blog/archives/44</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 17:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, have I mentioned I hate Mondays? In general, the Monday after they force us to switch to Daylight Savings Time is the worst day of the year. This is doubly so, since I am hung over most mornings and it feels okay to drink an hour more, but I still have to get to work on time. It's not like I can cancel classes every week, I can only do that every other week or they get suspicious.

This morning I had a stiff neck and shoulder. I think it was because I parked the van, down by the river, on a slope. So, I kept rolling to one side of my cheap mattress. When I got up and used the Texaco bathroom to wash up, I was not in a good mood. Let me rephrase that, I was in a worse-than-usual mood.  Fortunately, I got my 44 ounce cup of coffee at the Texaco and that is starting to wake me up. Their coffee isn't the best in the world, but it has the intended effect. I compare it to giving a blow job to Juan Valdez's donkey. I'll just leave it at that.]]></description>
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